Vicki Tran is a DC humor writer who’s contributed to Slackjaw, The Belladonna, The Haven, Funny-ish, Maudlin House, Little Old Lady Comedy, and her friends' tinder DMs. She used to moonlight as a college mascot (HokieBird) where she became very accustomed to other peoples’ sweat. When she’s not geeking out over low gas prices, she's sharing musings on Twitter/Instagram @itsvickitran.