Author: Neil Tollfree
I'm Neil, I write for @screenidle, @newsthump, @vizcomic, @pointsincase, @littleoldlady_. I can do a couple of yoyo tricks and can play Silent Night on the harmonica. The phrase you're looking for is 'Renaissance Man.'
No, Actually, I Won’t Do The Math. You Do The Math, I’m Busy.
A Guided Meditation That Can Actually Be Successfully Completed
SUBJECT: PLEASE READ! IMPORTANT! ACTION THIS! DO NOT IGNORE! ARE YOU IGNORING THIS? I CAN’T BELIEVE IT.
I’m An All-Powerful, Hell-Spawned Dread Witch And Yes, I’m Wearing A Leather Tube Top
Excuse Me, Could You Be Quiet. I’m Trying To Film This Concert.
Drinking Eight Pints Of Beer On A Tuesday Night With A British Person
I’m A Teenage Girl And Today I’m Going To Wear A Husker Du Shirt Without Ever Listening To Their Music
Sorry I Missed You, I Left Your Package With The Wicked Queen Of Aestryne. To Retrieve It, You Must Now Begin Your Quest…
Little Old Lady Comedy 