1. Someone refuses to put the games away when it’s time for dinner.
2. Every five minutes, it’s time for a glass of something mysterious.
3. Snacks end up squished on the carpet.
4. Peeing in toilets is highly recommended but not mandatory.
5. When the music is playing, the bodies are swaying. 
6. People search for their keys and it’s better if no one finds them.
7. Everyone claims to know the way out of here.
8. No one can remember their parent’s phone number.
9. Having a poor sense of smell is considered a blessing. 
10. Bodies are being penetrated behind closed doors.
11. Everyone is really mellow until a fistfight breaks out.
12. No one remembers where they are in the morning.
13. There’s a mistaken notion that people want to see that penis.
14. This ends in isolation or detention.

Answer Key:

1-14    Alzheimer’s unit

2-14     Frat party