Lay your sheet on a flat surface,
front side down.
Put your hands inside two of the corners,
grasp the other two corners.
Got that?

Align those corners. 
Is everything even?
Make it look pretty.
Fold in one third of the bottom part.
Are you lost?

Fold the sides to the center. 
Ready? 
Fold them together. 
Now fold in thirds and admire.
You’re done.

Put the sheet on the shelf.
Ask yourself, “Why?”
“Why do I care?”
“Who is judging?” 
“Who do I fear?”

If you want to try again,
to see if you can do better,
please get help.
It is just sheets. 
In your closet.