- Familial closeness
- Getting excited about travel like it’s a special occasion
- Performing your own childcare
- Getting emotionally invested in fictional narratives
- Having a favorite brand of soda
- Wearing hats for function (as opposed to fashion)
- Running your pet’s Instagram account
- Running your own Instagram account
- Scrapbooking
- Gift bags that don’t include Apple devices or sample size clothing
- Malls
- Taking public transit out of necessity
- Dining family-style (see first item)
- Diners
- Diners, Drive Ins, And Dives
- Drinking water that hasn’t been filtered and/or bottled
- Eating leftovers
- Asking for peanuts AND pretzels on a plane
- Sex within wedlock
- Caring about which year you graduated high school
- Jam bands outside the context of Burning Man
- Patronizing any Times Square establishment
- Emotions
- Working
- Morality
Little Old Lady Comedy 
love the way you just slipped the last one in ; ) brill.x
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Thank you, and thanks for reading 🙂
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