Banksy Painting Self-Destructs After Fetching $1.4 Million at Sotheby’s – NYTimes

1. CVS receipts
2. LinkedIn recruiter messages for entry-level positions when I have 10 years of experience and a masters
3. Dove chocolate “inspirational quote” wrappers
4. Emails sent after 4:37 pm labeled “High Importance”
5. Dick pics in my DMs
6. Free college t-shirts that I can’t just rid of for some reason
7. Susan Collins’s 2020 re-election campaign
8. Opinions about whether or not I should take my future husband’s last name
9.   Actually, just all unsolicited opinions and genitalia pics would be nice
10. Girls’ night that ends up being a scheme to sell multi-level marketing products
11. Brett Kavanaugh’s 1982 Calendar