He’s been cheating on you, but I’m sure you don’t care

But we’ve made up our minds, he must get out of there

 

Look at him now, he has never learned

I don’t know how, but he’s going to

Lose that job

He’s incompetent and a slob

 

Just you wait til Mueller’s done with his thing

One more crime and impeachment they’ll bring

 

Mel-a-nia, where’d you go that time?

My, my, did you try to leave him?

Mel-a-nia, where’d you go that time?

My, my, why does he still call Kim?

 

Yes, you wore that dumb jacket

No, you’re not gona hack it

Why, why did you ever want this?

 

Mel-a-nia, now we really know

My, my, I know you don’t want this

 

You were angry and sad about cyberfights too

Or at least you said that when the press asked what you do

 

And when you go, when you leave the White House

I think you know that you won’t be

The one people shit on

You know Trump is the one who did wrong

 

Just you wait til Mueller’s done with his thing

One more crime and impeachment they’ll bring

 

Mel-a-nia, where’d you go that time?

My, my, did you try to leave him?

Mel-a-nia, where’d you go that time?

My, my, why does he still call Kim?

 

Yes, you can try to garden

Pull weeds and forget a jail den

Why, why did you ever want this?

 

Mel-a-nia, even if he does stay

Bye bye, 2020 will come

Mel-a-nia, you know he will pay

You must hope this will be done

 

My, my do you want to leave him?

Mel-a-nia, do you think we don’t know

My, my, just how much you want to leave him