Tag: halloween
I’m The Nervous Turkey At Your Virtual Costume Party
As An Animatronic Halloween Prop Created In 2020, My Brand Of Horror Is Reality
A Guided Sleep Meditation For The Nine-Headed Hydra Parents Of Halloween-Deprived Children
The Last Remaining Fun-Sized Package Of Peanut M&Ms In The Box Prepares For Its Destiny And Mourns Kin Slain Before They Could Die Valiantly In The Bowl Of Candy Valhalla
Fangs For Nothing: The Story Of Vlados, The Vegan Vampire
This Week’s Pumpkin Obituaries
Homemade Halloween Costumes that Say, “I Can’t Make Rent.”