April 10, 2019 Maggie Lalley

An “Artist’s” Tax Deductions

March 18, 2019March 18, 2019 Maggie Lalley

Ten Springtime Outfits That Say I’m Coming Out of My Depression

February 27, 2019February 28, 2019 Maggie Lalley

Things I’ve Put Up My Vagina

January 23, 2019January 23, 2019 Maggie Lalley

An Honest Breakdown of a Female Comedian’s 3,000+ Friends on Facebook

January 14, 2019 Maggie Lalley

Catcalls I Use on My Actual Cat Who Hates Me

December 7, 2018December 7, 2018 Maggie Lalley

A Brief Guide to Being Fun on the Internet But Underwhelming in Person

November 16, 2018November 16, 2018 Maggie Lalley

Thanksgiving Cornucopias That Say, “I’m Going Through a Breakup.”

November 8, 2018November 8, 2018 Maggie Lalley

Man Abandons Wife and Daughters in Pursuit of Juul Cartridge

October 5, 2018October 5, 2018 Maggie Lalley

Women Finally Admit That They Aren’t People

September 5, 2018September 5, 2018 Maggie Lalley

All 26 Bikram Poses Reimagined for the Me Too Movement