November 30, 2018 Maggie Lalley

Lies to Convince Your Family That You’re Doing Well as a Comedian

November 16, 2018November 16, 2018 Maggie Lalley

Thanksgiving Cornucopias That Say, “I’m Going Through a Breakup.”

November 8, 2018November 8, 2018 Maggie Lalley

Man Abandons Wife and Daughters in Pursuit of Juul Cartridge

October 19, 2018October 19, 2018 Maggie Lalley

The Pros and Cons of Listening to Lady Gaga’s “Shallow” On Repeat During My Morning Train Ride

October 12, 2018October 12, 2018 Maggie Lalley

Homemade Halloween Costumes That Say, “ I Just Escaped From a Sex Cult.”

September 21, 2018September 21, 2018 Maggie Lalley

Honest Alumni Newsletter Updates: The Rejected Pile

September 5, 2018September 5, 2018 Maggie Lalley

All 26 Bikram Poses Reimagined for the Me Too Movement

August 9, 2018August 9, 2018 Maggie Lalley

Patrick Bateman’s Morning Routine vs. Morning Routine of Average Serial Killer

July 25, 2018 Maggie Lalley

Woman With Admittedly No Self Care Routine Excommunicated From Friend Group

July 6, 2018July 6, 2018 Maggie Lalley

Honest Phone Greetings From an Office Receptionist Who’s Given Up On Her Dreams