Tag: Comedy
16 Breakup Texts I’d Prefer To You Ghosting Me After 9 Dates, Asshole
I Must Decline Your Job Offer Because I Can’t Deal With The Fucking Grocery Store On The Weekends
Honest Tinder Account-Deletion Options
List: The Craziest Things That Can Come Out Of A Pussy
Here’s Something I Like (Not that Anyone Asked): Actually Doing My Makeup Sometimes
Drafts Of Fanmail I’ve Written Myself To Put On Instagram To Make Me Look Cool
EXCLUSIVE: NBC’s Hot New Existential Lineup
My Formal Resignation From Doing Planks