I’ve Been Saying The Royal Wedding Is Stupid For Months And Now I’m Stuck With That Opinion, Fuck
Excerpts From My Conversation With Melania Trump
A Toast To Prince Harry and Meghan Markle From Princess Charlotte, The Biggest Fan of Suits
Belated Mother’s Day Presents
Quotes from Romantic Comedies That Unfortunately Apply To My Everyday Life, Everyday.
Here’s Something I Like (Not that Anyone Asked): This Phone Holder Thing I Got For My Bike
Woman Falls in Train Tracks While Making Instagram Story, Continues Instagram Story From Afterlife
Gift Messages I Wish I Could Write While Buying My Friend Nipple Pillows As A Baby Shower Present But The Company’s Website Keeps Censoring Me