Category: Brainfarts With Maggie
Catcalls I Use on My Actual Cat Who Hates Me
What I Really Mean When I Text You On New Years Day
Phrases I’ve Googled in Preparation for Christmas
A Brief Guide to Being Fun on the Internet But Underwhelming in Person
Lies to Convince Your Family That You’re Doing Well as a Comedian
How to Fuck Ted at Your Friendsgiving
Thanksgiving Cornucopias That Say, “I’m Going Through a Breakup.”
Man Abandons Wife and Daughters in Pursuit of Juul Cartridge