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February 4, 2019January 29, 2019 Zannah Schorer

What to Do If a Man Offers to Show You a Magic Trick

January 11, 2019January 4, 2019 Zannah Schorer

Perfect Dog Breeds for People Who Don’t Want To Be Taken Seriously

January 7, 2019January 4, 2019 Zannah Schorer

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December 7, 2018November 24, 2018 Zannah Schorer

My Funny Protest Sign Got Me A Writing Job At SNL: My Story

November 29, 2018 Zannah Schorer

How to Prove You Have Your Life Together Even Though You Just Used Your Sock to Mop Up Marinara Sauce From Your Kitchen Floor

October 24, 2018 Zannah Schorer

Woman Just Glad That The Person In The Stall Next To Her Is Peeing Louder Than She Is

October 3, 2018 Zannah Schorer

Glossier To Release A New Face Wash That Won’t Cleanse You Of The Guilt You Feel For Your High School Principal’s Death But Will Help With Blackheads!