Author: Mary Cella
Writer and Comedian
Twitter: @mary_cella
I Answer The Frequently Asked Question: What Do You Do All Day?
I Tried To Watch All Of Woody Allen’s Movies To Figure Out If He‘s Actually A Child Molester But I…
20 Inspiring Quotes from the 24th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
Here’s Something I Like (Not That Anyone Asked): Lipstick
I Got a Haircut
The 10 Rudest Things to Eat in a Movie Theater
At This Adorable French Bistro, You Can Eat Well and Fuck Off
Introducing My New Instagram Persona: Sexy