Author: Maggie Lalley
Maggie is a comedian and writer. She's been published in McSweeney's, The Belladonna Comedy, Slackjaw, Points in Case, PickleFork, Lady Pieces, and The Junction. For more comedy follow her @magslals on Instagram and Twitter or visit her website at www.maggielalleycomedy.com.
Patrick Bateman’s Morning Routine vs. Morning Routine of Average Serial Killer
Woman With Admittedly No Self Care Routine Excommunicated From Friend Group
Ironic & Psychotic Hetero Tinder Bios From Women At The End of Their Rope
Life Hacks For The Insufferably Lazy Millennial
Honest Phone Greetings From an Office Receptionist Who’s Given Up On Her Dreams
Melania’s Most Recent Orgasms
Personality Traits I Developed Upon Getting MoviePass
Things No One Wants To See Me Do In the Shower
Little Old Lady Comedy 