Author: Maggie Lalley
Maggie is a comedian and writer. She's been published in McSweeney's, The Belladonna Comedy, Slackjaw, Points in Case, PickleFork, Lady Pieces, and The Junction. For more comedy follow her @magslals on Instagram and Twitter or visit her website at www.maggielalleycomedy.com.
Five Bumble Openers Guaranteed to Snag a Hot Man
I am the Only Cyclops In Brooklyn and I’d Appreciate a Right-Swipe Every Now and Then
Things I’m Afraid of Now That I’ve Seen Midsommar
National Holidays for My Iphone
Truly American Ways to Celebrate the Fourth of July
Free Hugs Guy Admits, “I’m in it for the Titties.”
Father’s Day Gifts That Say, “I Forgot It Was Father’s Day.”
Woman Listens to Man’s Amateur Comedy Podcast While Taking a Bubblebath But Refuses to Talk to Him In Person