Author: Ellie Poole
Humor writer with a penchant for soft core nihilism. Trump v Hillary was the first presidential election she was old enough to vote for and that just about explains everything she writes.
Twelve Questions I Demand Be Asked At The Next Democratic Debate
I’m A Man And If You Look At Me While I’m Drinking This Pumpkin Spice Latte I Will Burst Into Flames
All The Reasons Cashiers Had To Tell Marianne Williamson, “Ma’am, This Is A Wendy’s”
“Not Guilty” Pleas For Sexual Assault Trump Thinks Are Admissible In Court
Little Old Lady Comedy 