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The Tell-Tale Jellicle Cat

January 30, 2020January 28, 2020 dcaprera

Introducing Blue-Collar LaCroix: The Only Carbonated Seltzer Water For Real Americans

January 15, 2020January 13, 2020 dcaprera

In Our Divided Era, There Are Many Americas… “Rural” America, “Urban” America, And “Shadow-Land” America

November 13, 2019November 12, 2019 dcaprera

Uh-Oh: Did I Intentionally Make The Headline Of This Article Really, Really, Really Long So That When I Added It Into My Writing Portfolio, It Would Take Up More Physical Space On The Page, Making It (At First Glance) Appear As Though I’ve Published Waaaaay More Articles Than I Actually Have?

October 10, 2019October 7, 2019 dcaprera

As A Liberal, I Oppose The Death Penalty. As A Comedian, I Support It, But Only In Cases Where It Would End Up Being Super Funny.

September 23, 2019September 19, 2019 dcaprera

“No SON OF MINE Is Going To Blindly Conform To The Limiting Gender Stereotypes Of Conventional Masculinity!”

September 9, 2019September 8, 2019 dcaprera

I’m A Born-Again Believer It’s Not Butter

August 22, 2019August 20, 2019 dcaprera

Frank Sinatra Songs Answered