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Yes, My Life IS As Perfect As My Instagram Portrays It

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If People Talked About Romaine Lettuce the Way They Talk About Gun Rights

November 21, 2018November 19, 2018 brandonfollick

My Voter Fraud Secret? Multiple Deep Chemical Face Peels

September 27, 2018September 27, 2018 brandonfollick

Books Removed From My Summer Reading List Because I Spoiled Them After Making Assumptions

August 2, 2018August 2, 2018 brandonfollick

I’m The Dog that Lives in a College Fraternity House

May 23, 2018May 23, 2018 brandonfollick

The Societal Pressures of Being Ridiculously Hot That No One Except Me Wants to Talk About

April 25, 2018May 23, 2018 brandonfollick

New Poll Shows, of 30 People, 26 Wanted To Leave My Birthday Party an Hour Ago

March 29, 2018May 23, 2018 brandonfollick

QUIZ: Are You the Fun Friend of the Group or Easily Manipulated Into Taking this Quiz for Data…