
Fred: I’ve made a decision.
Francine: What is it, Fred?
They were in a small Italian restaurant, at a back table, sharing an antipasto.
Fred: I’ve decided to give up astrophysics and be in charge of my Uncle Leo’s coin-operated laundromat.
Francine: Oh, Fred.
She put down her fork, which held a marinated red pepper.
Francine: Are you sure?
Fred: Yes.
Francine: You realize this means we can get married.
Fred asked if she were sure? He put down his fork, which held a wedge of Genoa salami.
Francine: Of course I’m sure. My parents will be relieved.
Fred: You really think so?
Francine: Maybe you didn’t appreciate how much they dislike astrophysics? That, and quantum mechanics.
Fred: I was about six months away from my PhD, but that’s over. I won’t be talking much about Hawking radiation or black holes anymore.
Francine: Fine.
Fred looked for the waiter. He wanted to ask if their fettuccine Alfredos would be coming soon.
Fred: We probably should eat quickly, because Uncle Leo wants me to open the place at 5:30 every morning.
Francine: You’re sure there’ll be no more talk about astrophysics?
Fred: Trust me.
Francine: I do, Fred. And my father will be very pleased. Just this morning he complained about how much dirty laundry was piling up in our house.