by Wendy Freborg

Alpha  The bossy guy who rules the pack.

Beta  A computer program with bugs.

Gamma  Grandmother.

Delta  Where the Nile meets the Mediterranean.

Epsilon  A fancy name for E.

Zeta  A fraternity guy with zits.

Eta A crossword puzzle answer.

Theta  One of the weird ones I have to look up.

Iota  A standard measure for how much sense a person has.

Kappa  Sorority sisters clapping.

Lambda  Mary had a little one.

Mu  What cows or kittens say.

Nu   Always new to me.

Xi   Eleven, or a Chinese name.

Omicron  An evil Transformer.

Pi   A number that starts with three and never ends.

Rho  What you do with a boat.

Sigma  The reason I failed statistics.

Tau  A cross.

Upsilon  Greek to me.

Phi  A Shakespeare curse.

Chi  An energy source or, when doubled, stylish, but over the top.

Psi  The letter psychologists use to show off.

Omega   Resistance, a good button for a protest, or to end on.