by Tonia Kalouria

Oh, sure, one knew the range 
of a gal’s “Certain Age”… .
(One need-not be a math prodigy.)
But to figure it out,
sans a smidgen of doubt…
Well, that “certain” they never could be.

But that was THEN, ladies, 
and (sigh) this is NOW:
And we “Certainers” are Certainly enraged!
For leering right back 
from the search engine search:
Our unimpeachable, actual age!