Do I need religious realignment?
Will I have to give up all other fruit to join?
Do I need to be dipped in a baptismal font filled with citrus juice?
Who is the pastor of Pineapple Church, Reverend Papaya?
What do I wear to Pineapple Church? A fruit basket?

Autocorrect, please let me know when Pineapple Church is televised.
I’ll sit at home and eat apples, oranges, pears and maybe even pineapple
while I watch all those souls get smoothie ready for heaven.