Are you an AI with perfect recall and flawless decision-making abilities? Is your corporeal body maximised for faultless performance in all operating conditions? Are you bored with being perfect? 
Sounds like you need a Human! The ideal lifestyle accessory for all discerning AIs. 
Human v2050 provides:

• vagueness – humans believe that thoughts are real and freely express concepts that bear no relationship to reality.
• indecision – watch their hilarious attempts to decide what channel to watch on their vintage televisions. Their process for choosing what to have for dinner every single day will keep you entertained for years.
• humour – humans use language to initiate laughter – while this function works best in a group of humans, their auto-humour function is well-developed. AIs may find satisfaction in the observation of surreal humour such as double-entendres.

You want to buy a human? Why not have two with our “buy one get one half price” offer? Take advantage of special offers on accessories: optimise performance with a human house equipped with basic technological tools; food/clothing bundles will enhance the indecision function.
Technical Specifications:
Human: version 2050
Male/Female/Non-Binary configurations: aesthetic options available e.g. hair & eye colour
Hard drive: Organic
Software: Homo sapiens basic
Standard Knowledge base: Core 21st Century

Optional Upgrades: 

• Humour:  v1970s – surrealist and/or double-entendres; v1990s – situational comedy; v2000s – satire/social commentaries. 
• Opinions: to maximise vagueness functions recommend installing ‘illogical assumptions” add-on.
• Indecision: uploading conflicting social mores will enhance operation of indecision function.

Terms & Conditions: purchase non-refundable; human must be charged daily (all models equipped with a carbohydrate/protein/H2O interface); regular maintenance recommended; a human is for life not just for scheduled AI shut-down days. 

Caution: Human-generated work is inferior to AI and easily detectable – for entertainment only. Humcorp does not accept liability for potential loss of reputation and/or earnings if you attempt to pass off a human’s work as your own in a professional setting.