Ginny Hogan

What The Pandemic Feels Like

  1. Being in a blizzard that’s actually inside us.
  2. Staring at three dots on our SMS for all of eternity.
  3. The cliffhanger to a show that never gets renewed.
  4. A mirror tilted at an angle that could make us look fatter or skinnier – we don’t know.
  5. Everything is blurry but we don’t yet know we need glasses.
  6. Being constipated but for months.
  7. A date that gets rescheduled every two weeks.
  8. A Netflix show stuck on 78% loaded for hours.
  9. Our ex having a new girlfriend with a private Instagram.
  10. A doctor asking, “do you want the good news or the bad news first?”
  11. An unexpected knock on the door at 11 pm.
  12. A novel we were forced to read in high school but hated because it wasn’t “realistic.”
  13. Very, very, very bad.

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