Every News Headline Since Quarantine Began

1. X Number of Cases in Y Country, Z Dead
2. THIS Celebrity Has COVID-19
3. THIS Celebrity Doesn’t Plan to Self-Isolate
4. THIS Celebrity Says Sorry We’re All Stuck Inside, From Their $7 Million Mansion
5. QUIZ: Are you depressed, anxious, suffering from a personality disorder, lonely, stuck inside, sick with COVID-19, or just plain broken?
6. This Economic Indicator at its Lowest Level in X Number of Weeks/Months/Years/Millennia
7. A History of Ventilators
8. Trump Say What!?!?!
9. Non-Expert Weighs in On Something They Shouldn’t
10. Cuomo: Now Hot
11. How to Disinfect Your Thigh Gap
12. Is It Still Safe to Masturbate?
13. Hospitals: They’re Overloaded
14. Take Your Mind Off the Pandemic With This Sexual Assault Allegation
15. The Economy and How It Will Never Recover
16. We’re All Fucked
17. Podcasts to Enjoy While Cooking This Weekend

Share this:

• X
• Facebook

Like Loading...

Related