by Leigh Lewis

“Following the press conference, (Sarah) Sanders spoke to the President, who told her she did a good job and did not point out any inaccuracies in her comments. Sanders told this Office that her reference to hearing from ‘countless members of the FBI’ was a ‘slip of the tongue.’ She also recalled that her statement in a separate press interview that rank-and-file FBI agents had lost confidence in Comey was a comment she made ‘in the heat of the moment that was not founded on anything’.” -The Mueller Report

Slip of the Tongue

Alternative Facts

Trip of the Lip

Artificial Intelligence

Troof

Mouth Burps

Defibulators

Verbal Gurgle

fActs of God

Honestlikes

Furreal Talk

Trouth

Nixon’s Maxims

Straightishisms

The Gospel

My Word

The Truth of the Mutter

Pack of Tries

Concrete Belief

Remarkable Candor

Ponzi’s Promises

Trewth

Little White Privilege Lies

Kidding. GOD! Can’t You Take a Joke? 

Ripley’s Believe It

Pinky Swears

Utter Stutter

Phacts

Near Certaintyism

Pho Real Dough

Literally the Truth As We Know It

Opposite Day Words

Problies

Reverse Honesty

Believe-You-Me-‘Ems

I Shit You Nots