In place of Boobs, instead use:

Bloobs, or variant, B(lubes)

She-Baubles

Nature/Nurture

Dairy-Free Bone Zone

Nip-a-long Cassidy’s

Gaia Gladdies

Glares

Gloobs

Wrests

Wowzies

In place of Cunt, instead use:

Clunt

Prayer Circle

Princess Luministia

Fun Af

Softicle

Hope Canyon

Pandora O’Flora

Likkme

Angelsweeping

In place of Cock, instead use:

Clock

“Central Forelimb” (See Nabokov by way of Freud)

Inkjet

Squid Inkjet

Nerf Wand

McSpasm

Stud Fluffin

Yep Cowboy

Imp Master of the Hellions

In place of Ass, instead use:

Lass

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Luckbubble

Meat n’ Potaters

Terra Firma

Tabula Rasa

Lusterior

Beef Goblin

Fart Poet

Lil’ Spankface

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