Nero – Men’s Fragrance

Galba – IKEA bedside table

Vitellius – Health insurance 

Commodus – Home insurance

Constantine – Occult thriller starring Keanu Reeves and Rachel Weisz

Pertinax – Prescription stimulant

Titus – Male enhancement pill

Hadrian – Concrete masonry unit

Tacitus – Sleep apnea mask

Quintillus – 5 a day fruit and vegetable bottled smoothie