Which of the following contributed most to your decision to unfollow me?

1. a)   Frequency of my posts
2. b)   Quality of my posts
3. c)    You never intended to unfollow me in the first place

What would make you reconsider your decision to unfollow?

1. $5
2. $50
3. $500
4. $5,000 are you fcking kidding me?! Who do you think you are?!

Who are your preferred Twitter accounts?

1. Anyone who tweets fewer than 6 times/day
2. Anyone who isn’t you
3. Ariana Grande

How would you rate your overall experience as my Twitter follower?

1. Bad
2. Very bad
3. So annoying
4. The most annoying
5. Like, Lena-Dunham level annoying

Even though you unfollowed me on Twitter, would you be down to go on a date?

1. No
2. Eh
3. No