• Women are the most majestic creatures
• Double your wardrobe
• No Mansplaining
• Have you ever seen a strong woman use power tools?
• Skin is soft like a baby chinchilla
• Will ask about your day and actually listen to your answer
• Womenfolk are clumsy demi-goddesses
• Will not catcall you
• Hair like a unicorn
• Orgasms
• So many orgasms*
• No such thing as ugly because every woman is a queen
• Farts smell like rainbows
• Very Strong Warrior Princesses
• ”I am woman hear me roar”
• Will always have a spare hair-tie
• Never have to hear the words “Women aren’t funny” or “The female Ghostbusters sucked” again
• No forced gender roles means everyone can clean, or no one can, so choose your own adventure.
• Men are trash, but have you met Lesbians?**

*No, but actually, have you experienced a real orgasm?

**Hello, some of us are very single