Did you hear the big news, Oscar fans?! The Academy is streamlining your favorite awards show with some cool new categories! Check it out:

1. Best Hit Movie
2. Best Date Movie
3. Best Mistress Movie
4. Best Back Row Handjob Movie
5. Best Duane Johnson Movie
6. Best Animated Movie To Take Your Secret Family To
7. Best Movie Theater with Mozzarella Sticks
8. Best Thing Matt Damon Did This Year (Even If It Wasn’t That Good)
9. Best Star War
10. BestAvenger
11. Best Supporting Avenger
12. Best Reboot
13. Best JJ Abrams Lens Flare
14. Whitest Movie of the Year
15. Best Documentary We Didn’t See
16. Best Meryl Streep
17. Best Young Meryl Streep
18. Best Supporting Streep
19. Best Cinematography of Meryl Streep
20. Most Gratuitous Violence
21. Most Gratuitous Violence Involving Meryl Streep