- Gluten
I have a(n unconfirmed) gluten allergy so this one’s legit. - Alcohol
I never have more than three or four drinks a week but I’ve done Dry January five times. - Sugar
Have you heard it’s as addictive as heroin? - Food
I’ve done two juice cleanses and don’t you dare forget it. - Coffee
While on a three day juice cleanse, I didn’t drink coffee. I felt amazing except for the fact I had a debilitating headache for three days. - TV
Once I got very busy and didn’t watch TV for a few days and told everyone I know. - Dairy
I did the Whole 30 once and completed the entire thing although I still ate beans and let myself drink once or twice a week and didn’t really follow the guidelines but the point is I ate really healthy for a month once. - Dyeing my hair
This was easy to give up since I’ve never done it. TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW. - Reading
I never read internet comments on my work which is actually really easy because no one comments on my work. I read A LOT of books though. - Social Media
A few Saturdays ago, I only checked Twitter five times. -
Bathing
This may sound gross but smelling bad is just the sacrifice I’m willing to make to save the environment. -
Smoking
I never smoked but when I’m around smokers I tell them I used to just to feel smug. -
Grains
I did the Whole 30 once. Have I mentioned that? - Porn
To be honest, I didn’t give up porn because I’ve never watched it. Superiority comes naturally to me. -
The Kardashians
I watched the season premiere Sunday night but didn’t finish it. OK fine, I did finish it but if anyone asks I’ve given up caring about the Kardashians except Kourtney and Khloe and Kim sometimes and I also like Kendall and find Kylie completely fascinating.
Little Old Lady Comedy 