• I’ve avoided ordering seamless for a while; I better order tonight so the delivery guy doesn’t worry about me.

• I have food here, but it’s not the food I want right now

• There is no food in this house

• “Payday is Thursday I can afford it” –said regardless of the day of the week

• I’m too starving to cook so I have to just sit here for 45 minutes waiting. It’ll be faster, I swear

• It’s hot outside

• It’s cold outside

• It’s ok outside

• I worked really hard today so I deserve this.

• I didn’t really do much today so I deserve this.

• What if my favorite place suddenly closes? I’ll order tonight just in case

• If God didn’t want me to order, he wouldn’t have invented seamless.

• I have too much work* to do to cook right now

• If I don’t order it right now, I’m just going to do it in an hour so why fight it?

• Because I can

*Work = watching The Handmaid’s Tale