10 F Words That Should Offend Marco Rubio More Than ‘Fuck’

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“Sign of our times… the F word is now routinely used in news stories, tweets etc It’s not even F*** anymore. Who made that decision???”—Marco Rubio, June 29, 2018

  1. Flick instead of “movie.”
  2. Feels instead of “feelings.”
  3. Friend used as a verb.
  4. Free used as an incentive to attend an improv comedy show.
  5. Football used by Americans watching soccer.
  6. Freedom Fries.
  7. Fat Free.
  8. Female as in “Did you notice it’s a female pilot?” or “What’s the hardest thing about being a female in tech?”
  9. Fake to describe news, friends, and fruit sold as decor.
  10. Fatalities. In workplaces. In night clubs. In movie theaters. In elementary schools.

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