- Going through your clothes a few times a year and getting rid of everything you don’t wear.
- Going through your clothes every other week and throwing out everything you haven’t worn in the last two weeks.
- Studying philosophy.
- Obsessively listening to a philosophy podcast 2-10 hours a day.
- Working out.
- Working out while crying.
- Cleaning out your pantry and throwing away everything contaminated with moths.
- Cooking something with all your moth-contaminated goods and eating it so those fuckers will die in your fucking gut.
- Finally framing photos of a trip you took three years ago.
- Framing 19 photos of a trip you took three years ago.
- Practicing mindfulness.
- Listening to a three-hour long mindfulness meditation every afternoon while lying on the couch in your un-air-conditioned apartment.
- Throwing out an old box.
- Throwing out an old box without even looking to see what’s inside.
- Rearranging your books by color.
- Buying books just to fit your new color scheme.
- Buying 1-5 plants
- Buying 10-15 plants.
- Making a vision board.
- Making a vision board that’s just 26 photos of Jennifer Aniston drinking water.
- Answers:
1. Self-improvement 2. Could go either way 3. Could go either way 4. Self-improvement 5. Self-improvement 6. Self-improvement 7. Self-improvement 8. Self-improvement 9. Could go either way 10. Could go either way 11. Could go either way 12. Could go either way 13. Self-improvement 14. Self-improvement 15. Could go either way 16. Could go either way 17. Self-improvement 18. Self-improvement 19. Crisis 20. Self-improvement
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