Dad: Hello?

Me: Hey Dad.

Dad: What’s up?

Me: Oh nothing.

Dad: …

Me: I’m planning on leaving at like 1 tomorrow so hopefully I should be home by 5.

Dad: Yup.

Me: Does that work for you?

Dad: Yup.

Me: So how are things going?

Dad: Yup.

Me: OK so, I’ll see you tomorrow?

Dad: Yup yup. OK bye.

Me: OK, see you–

Dad: *CLICK*

10 minutes later

Me: Oh right, he’s playing golf! No wait, that’s next weekend…