- Figure out how to do a Full Moon ritual. I suggest googling “Full Moon ritual legit” and scrolling down till you’re past the ads section.
- Invite your closest friends, or someone random from work who has a deck of Tarot cards.
- Warn your roommate ahead of time so she doesn’t get scared when she comes home late from her waiting job and hears someone chanting on her fire escape.
- Wait to drink wine until you’re back in your apartment, unless you live on the second floor. If you fell, you would just like, sprain your ankle.
- Bring a light jacket, except if you’re live streaming the ritual on your Instagram story, then the jacket won’t look as cute over your outfit.
- Replace real candles with cut out images of candles so it feels like the real thing while still pleasing your inner Girl Scout with the importance of fire safety.
- If you have crystals, hold onto them very carefully. Letting a crystal fall through the cracks of your fifth-floor fire escape onto a busy street is not cute PLUS that rose quartz is not cheap!
- Stare at the moon, but not for TOO long. We all hate when we have that residual dark spot in our eyes after staring at something too long.
- If you are playing music, have a friend log on to their premium Spotify account if you don’t have one so that you don’t have to hear advertisements during a serious moment.
- If you start to grow hair all over your body at an unbelievably rapid pace and begin howling, take an Uber to the nearest pet hospital.
Little Old Lady Comedy 