
- Citrus: Acid reflux.
- Alcohol: Poor sleep.
- Meat: Guilt about eating animals.
- Chocolate Rabbits: Guilt about eating animals.
- Dairy: Acne.
- Caffeine: Twitching. And productivity.
- Alcohol: Drunk texting.
- MSG: Pleasant afternoon naps.
- Fake meat: Financial duress.
- Soy: Big boobs (ew, who wants that).
- Peas in a pod: Loneliness.
- Alcohol: One night stands.
- Water: Excessive peeing.
- Kombucha: Judgment from my peers.
- Fried food: The ability to enjoy family gatherings.
- Alcohol: My personality.