This president is not able to do that. He is morally unfit to be president.

— James Comey, 4/15/2018

James Comey thinks Trump is morally unfit to be President, which begs the question: if Trump isn’t morally fit to be the man blasting missiles at Syrians, what jobs would he be morally fit for? Here, we compile a complete list of every job on the planet that Trump could do.

1. maybe middle school gym teacher, is that too mean?
2. um idk
3. I think I’m out