- Stormy Daniels Said She Actually Really Loved Sleeping With Trump
- Trump Eats Lettuce For Breakfast
- Russia Now A Territory of Alaska
- Russia Is Nice
- Melania Admits To Having One Orgasm Once Ever
- Cats Rebrand As Dogs
- NYTimes Doing Well
- ‘The Bachelor’ Is Cancelled
- Trump Runs
- Things Looking Good In US
- Things Looking Good In World
- Hope Hicks Bravely Shares Her Story Of Not Being Sexually Harassed By The President
- All Diseases Can Be Traced Back To Not Drinking Enough Red Wine (this is one I’m secretly hoping for)
- Comedian Now Most Profitable Job of the 21st Century
- Writing Internet Posts Surprisingly Financially Profitable
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