- When Frances McDormand asked all the other female nominees in the room to stand up during her inspiring speech after winning Best Actress in a Leading Role.
- Chelsea Peretti cried during her husband Jordan Peele’s speech after he won Best Original Screenplay! Aw!
- They showed Maya Rudolph and Paul Thomas Anderson in the audience.
- Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway did…something? IDK I fell asleep.
- Um…
- They showed a lot of “Phantom Thread” clips.
- Huh, I’m kind of forgetting what else happened.
- Oh! Leslie Bibb! It was cute when she got excited for Sam Rockwell. I hated “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” but I love them!
- Greta Gerwig was there.
- Right?
- “Black Panther.”
- Timothée Chalamet and Armie Hammer kissed! Oh wait — that might have been a dream I had last night.
- And…
- Hm.
- Does anyone remember what happened?
- Haha.
- I swear I watched!
- Well…
- Anyway.
- Great job!
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