An Exhaustive List of Everything Productive I Did Today


  • Laundry.
  • Made tea in a microwave.
  • Finished two podcasts (all the way to the end, so they delete automatically on their own instead of having to delete them on my own).
  • Ate two carrots. Big ones.
  • Shaved one armpit. I’ll get the other one next time.
  • Considered flossing.
  • Watched a TV I’ve never watched before instead just relying on an old favorite.
  • Tinder.
  • Had positive intentions
  • Calmed my nose twitch for an hour or so. Or maybe 5 minutes.
  • Typed out full words in three text convos instead of just relying on autocorrect.
  • Responded to two Facebook messages.
  • Wished three people ‘Happy Birthday’ on Facebook. I’m a really good person.
  • 2.5 minutes of comedy to 3 people at an open mic.
  • Tried not to beat myself up for not having a job. Succeeded!
  • Appreciated pretty leaves.
  • Appreciated myself, for all I’ve done today.

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