He’s waiting for you — all you have to do is call
- Applying to a job you don’t even want
- Paying bills
- Waxing your own pussy
- Pilates
- Drinking a teaspoon of unflavored fish oil (it’s an anti-inflammatory!)
- Going to the post office
- Reading the news
- Signing up for health insurance
- Taking your car to get it serviced
- Cleaning out your closet (without getting high first)
- Moving
- Making a dentist’s appointment
- Giving up gluten
- Refilling a prescription
- Training for a marathon
- Finally starting “The Wire” (it really is great once you get into it!)
- Refilling your humidifier before bed
- Sorting through your old bills/paperwork and shredding what you don’t need anymore (without getting high first)
- Checking your credit score
- Renewing your driver’s license
- Starting a 401K
- Wondering if that thing you’ve been worrying about is a symptom of a grave illness
- Going to a doctor’s appointment you already scheduled
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