- How are you still single?
- How do you stay so fit?
- What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty basement like this one?
- What gets you off?
- Where do you get your tongue-in-cheek wit?
- Whose tongue is in your cheek?
- Would you like to go on a date?
- How’d you know I LOVED Frangipane!?
- Do people hit on you after comedy shows a lot?
- How can I be more like you?
- Wow, you’re so literate for a math major! (This isn’t a question per se, but I didn’t major in English so I don’t really know things about punctuation).
- How do you do it all?
- Can you pass the marmalade
- Can I also have it all?
- Who does your hair?
- Are you my mommy?
Little Old Lady Comedy 